For all the Uberparents out there.

Controlling the cries of an inconsolable baby is one of the first true tests any parent goes through. It’s one of those things that will keep you up all night regardless of which sleep medication you prefer. Sure, you have to be to work at sunrise, but they don’t know that! All they know is that they are NOT happy! And while putting in Episode IV may work when you’re upset, children are an entirely different monster (think more Godzilla, rather than Sloth).

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams! Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens. Whether your baby is Stressed, Sleepy, Annoyed, Bored or Hungry, this device will identify it on its LCD screen. In addition to being very portable (adjustable velcro strap for easy attachment), it comes equipped with a symptoms chart and guide with tips on how to properly stimulate your child’s development. Not to mention being your ticket to some peace and quiet!

Now get a good night’s sleep. 3:00 a.m. comes early.

More info: Why Cry Baby Analyzer

- Baby wants to look fancy

Tags: Analyzer, Babies, Crying, Parents

What a sucky day!

First I got woken up in the middle of the night because a gigantic crane went by our house since they were finally getting ready to deconstruct the burned down theater behind our house. Sweet with a 4 month delay. So they started today with this:

Nice. This pictures is take from our roof and that theaters was a whole block. We already live in hell but now we have this constant dust coming into our place and don’t get me started on the noise. I mean sweet. How am I supposed to work?

On top of that my Toshiba laptop totally crashed this morning and refuses to start up again. No more warranty and it’s not even 2 years old and I already had to send it in not too long ago for some kind of motherboard problem. MAN!  On my shit list now: Toshiba and Acer!

Great … so the computer dude told me not to expect the laptop back within the next 2 weeks so I finally went to buy a “backup” desktop for only €299!!! Effen cheap. It’s super fast, quite and looks pretty sweet too:

The Acer Aspire X1700 aka U3700A in the USA. WTF … didn’t I just say Acer no more. Well, they had a great deal and me not much money. So .. what the hell. I shopped it.

Specs:

• Box Contents – Acer AX1700-U3700A Desktop PC, Acer USB Keyboard, USB Optical Mouse, USB Amplified Stereo Speakers; Software Bundle – Windows Vista Home Premium 64-Bit Edition with Service Pack 1, Microsoft Works 9.0SE, Microsoft Office Home and Student Edition 2007 60-Day Trial, McAfee Internet Security Suite 2008 60-Day Subscription, 1-Year Limited Warranty
• Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2220 2.4 GHz Processor
• 1 MB L2 Cache, 800 MHz Front Side Bus
• 4096 MB DDR2 RAM
• 640 GB (7200RPM) SATA Hard Drive

Processor, Memory, and Motherboard

• Hardware Platform: PC
• Processor: 2.4 GHz Intel Core Duo
• Number of Processors: 2
• RAM: 4000 MB
• RAM Type: DDR2 SDRAM

Hard Drive

• Size: 640 GB
• Type: Serial ATA

Cases and Expandability

• Weight: 19 pounds

So far so good and the price … OMG not beatable. I will keep you posted how it goes with this little dude.

More info: Acer Aspire X1700

So I spent all day to set up the new machine … FRUSTRATING. Oh well, it’s almost all done but I still feel pretty down. Hate days like this. When was the last time you had a day like that?

I’m so in need for a vacation. Didn’t go anywhere for the last 2 years. Our Hong Kong trip was the last time off. But with all the moves in the last years and the probably next move coming up I just don’t see any vacation in the near future. I would be already happy with couple of days here … dream vacation!

Anyone feels sorry for me and wants to sponsor a little vacation for us? Promise we would blog about it. The truth is we do live in a city where other people do their vacation but I would love to see something new for once.

Ok … you don’t have to shell out $$$ to make me happy. But you could make me happy by subscribing to the Random Good Stuff RSS Feed (I’m sooo close to the magic 5,000 subscriber number). Or following me on twitter would do it too. Best though is to recommend RGS to people. That would make my day.

Now … back to work … less bitching and thank you for listening.

Tags: Bitching, Fire, Hell, Laptop

I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!

When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. hahah. After 5 minutes or so I had huge giant hicky around my lips. Which made me look like a clown. And yes, of course I had to go to school next day. Just so you know. Pretty sure that poofy lip maker above won’t create such suction, only nice and poofy, giant, sexy lips. Happy pumping!

No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don’t have to cost a fortune.

More info: DIY Giant, Huge maybe Sexy Lip Set

- Super Cheap Fashion

Tags: Hot, Lips, Poofy, Pump, Sexy, Women

This is the cutest commercial Wondering if it’s fake .. lol!

Tags: Babies, Fake, Punk, Rollerskating, Stunt

Michael Jackson’s death touched probably most people. He is dominating the Amazon Album Bestseller Charts. People are going crazy for Michael Jackson Doppelgängers. If you are just slightly have the looks of Jacko you should consider a a career change.

And eBay has over 50,000 goods of the King of Pop (with some pretty rare stuff and tons of just plain fake stuff as well). He recorded over 100 unreleased songs. Sad truth is that he is more worth dead than alive.

Sniff!

- When you think of Michael Jackson….. you think of what?

Tags: Documentary, Life, Michael Jackson, RIP

Wondering if I could attach the portable microwave somehow.

This vest is like a solar power station to keep your cell phone, portable media player, notebook computer, digital camera, and other portable electronics fully powered while you are working outdoors. This "fashion-tech" canvas vest is the perfect field accessory for photographers, archeologists, investigators, geologists, and anyone else constantly working outdoors.

The CVFR-S09 Solar Vest is designed for your comfort and convenience. It comes with big storage pockets for holding tools or camera equipment and includes a battery pack + cables and connectors for all of today’s popular portable electronics. The vest’s canvas is soft but durable and the stitching is second to none. The vest’s 4 solar panels are laminated to be truly weatherproof, so you don’t have to change this vest just because the weather is bad. You can also detach the solar panels and place them in sunlight while you are working inside a cave or shaded terrain.

So how do you use it? Well, just because it’s high tech and super hip doesn’t mean it’s difficult to use. While you walk outside, the four solar panels on the back of the vest absorb solar energy and store it in a high-capacity battery located in the front left pocket. When your cell phone or other gadget needs power, just plug it into the battery and let it charge. Simple as that!

The CVFR-S09 is a must have item for the next time you hike, travel cross country, backpack, or go cruising for chicks. This item is in stock and available for single quantity or bulk orders, so grab one for yourself today or purchase five to resell on your internet storefront.

More info: Solar Vest

- Neglected Movie Gem: Rapid Dogs

Tags: Outdoor, Solar, Vest

It’s like a Kamikaze game. Knights will give their lives for the greater good. The further you get the more skills you can apply to the knights.

Game Link: Castle Corp

- World Electricity Plug Map

Tags: Castle, Knight, Shooter, Skill